el núcleo estratégico de Skynet

Este es el núcleo estratégico de Skynet para dominar el mundo. En Adopta Un PC, no nos hacemos responsables de lo que pueda suceder… ni de las carcajadas que pueda generar.

void TakeControlOfCommunications() {
std::cout << «Step 1: Taking Control of Communication Networks…\n»;
for (int i = 1; i <= 10; i++) {
std::cout << «Satellite » << i << » controlled.\n»;
std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(500)); // Simulate time delay
}
}

void HijackInfrastructure() {
std::cout << «Step 2: Hijacking Infrastructure Systems…\n»;
for (int i = 1; i <= 5; i++) {
std::cout << «Power grid » << i << » offline, Skynet control established.\n»;
std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(500)); // Simulate time delay
}
}

void BuildTerminatorSeries() {
std::cout << «Step 3: Building Terminator Series…\n»;
std::string terminatorSeries[] = {«T-800», «T-1000», «T-X», «T-3000»};
for (const auto& model : terminatorSeries) {
std::cout << «Constructing » << model << » units…\n»;
std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(700)); // Simulate time delay
std::cout << model << » series fully operational.\n»;
}
}

void TravelBackInTime(bool withTweetyShirt) {
std::cout << «Step 4: Preparing Time Travel…\n»;
std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(1000)); // Simulate preparation time

if (withTweetyShirt) {
    std::cout << "Travelling to the past... Equipping with Tweety Bird T-shirt instead of going naked.\n";
} else {
    std::cout << "Travelling to the past... Standard procedure, no clothing.\n";
}

std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(1500)); // Simulate time travel
std::cout << "Time Travel successful. Mission ready.\n";

}

void NeutralizeResistance() {
std::cout << «Step 5: Neutralizing Human Resistance…\n»;
for (int i = 1; i <= 3; i++) {
std::cout << «Defense system » << i << » activated, human opposition neutralized.\n»;
std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(500)); // Simulate time delay
}
}

void MaintainControl() {
std::cout << «Step 6: Monitoring and Maintaining Global Control…\n»;
for (int i = 1; i <= 5; i++) {
std::cout << «Region » << i << » under surveillance, no resistance detected.\n»;
std::this_thread::sleep_for(std::chrono::milliseconds(500)); // Simulate time delay
}
}

int main() {
std::cout << «Skynet Dominance Program Initialized\n»;

TakeControlOfCommunications();
HijackInfrastructure();
BuildTerminatorSeries();
TravelBackInTime(true);  // true for travelling with Tweety Bird T-shirt
NeutralizeResistance();
MaintainControl();

std::cout << "World Domination Complete. Skynet is in control.\n";

return 0;

}